- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Tim and Eric

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

wael.. nuff said

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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