- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Do u take sugar?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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