- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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