Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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