- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

a chinese man pays the full price

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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