Kefka > Sephiroth

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

I? Everett

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Manchester City

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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