- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Title IX

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Wright flyer

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

I wrote a funny joke.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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