Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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