A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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The WPGA tour

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Penis.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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