- Anti Joke

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

belly button

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

belly button

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

National security?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

belly button

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...