What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Do you play piano? No

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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