- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What comes after 23? 24.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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