Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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2 + 2 = fish

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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