- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

your life

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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