wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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