What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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