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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

were at work systems r down

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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