- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A paralysed man falls over.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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