Guess what? Bananas

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Cheese

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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