- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Women's rights.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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