So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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a ab

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Basically

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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