What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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