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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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