KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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