- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

No your aunties a joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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