- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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