What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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