- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

WHAT????

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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