Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Massie is a fatass

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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