your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Religion

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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America Votes

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Swag.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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