- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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