- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

A fat man on a moped

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

^that joke's not funny

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

you.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??