- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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