Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What do black people eat? Food.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

An Aisian failed a test

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

Nuneaton..

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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