- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

N-E Pats never cheated

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

i like men but im not gay

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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