a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Who invented apple? God

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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