whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Your life

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Coldpaly is a good band

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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