- Anti Joke

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What is 33 + 1? Penis