No!

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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