- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

child labor

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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