Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Where's my tractor?

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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