- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

A man killed himself.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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