- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

taking out the trash... at night

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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