- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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