A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Logan's gay

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

belly button

National security?

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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