- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

This joke is the worst joke ever.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Do you know the muffin man? No

haha Otarts was here

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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