- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Okay.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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