Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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I once did something.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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