- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Guess what? You guessed it.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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