- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Error 37.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's 9+ 10?! 19

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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