- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

gay pom...

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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