- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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