- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Justin beiber's penis

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

no really what are ur names?

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

my whole life!

feminine literature

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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