- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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