What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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