Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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