- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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