Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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