- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 23? 24.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Tough crowd tonight...

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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