- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Do you like fishsticks No

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

The joke below is absolute shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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