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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Bad grammers.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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