What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

a black guy hates chicken.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

I forgot what i was gonna say

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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