Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mom is so nice.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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