- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

A chicken walked into the bar...

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave