- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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