- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

I once did something.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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