- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

This is not funny.

The Holocaust

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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