A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Compton

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

noah is a scrub jungle

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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