Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

I like school Said no one ever.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Guess what? Bananas

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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