Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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