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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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