A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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