- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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