- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

feminists.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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