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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Stop procrastinating.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.