It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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