A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

knock knock whos there? nobody

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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