a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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