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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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