What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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3 like an eel

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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girls basketball

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Get on the boat.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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How you know when dislextic

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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