- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

when debbie meets downer

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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